Sunday, June 21, 2015

Dan


Ok, Dan is scowling too. I don't know why. I had to off-center Dan as I wanted everyone to notice his defining feature: his lifetime sponsorship with white-ass 609s for a white-ass boy. Also he has red hair and a baseball cap. There was no option for shin-high white socks or an ESPN windbreaker, unfortunately.

Upon review it looks like Dan actually has the best combination of traits within the group.

Traits: Workaholic, Frugal, Athletic, Never-nude, Neat.

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